ups is brown for a reason

On 19 July 2012 by matthew With 4 Comments - culture

I am still wait­ing to receive my Nexus 7,  and cur­rently find myself in the midst of a full-on,  Ground­hog Day– like ship­ping clus­ter f*ck by UPS.

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I think the real rea­son that UPS’s cor­po­rate color is brown is because they are SHITTY! What can brown do for me? Stop blow­ing smoke up my ass and find and deliver my fug­gin’ package.

I will post the full story once I can find my way out of this night­mare sequence.

UPDATE — FINALLY!

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4 Comments

  1. Reply
    ChatterBox Christie 20 July 2012

    Dude, I SO can­not wait to hear this story! You should vlog it!

    • Reply
      matthew 21 July 2012

      I hadn’t thought about vlog­ging the whole thing. I’ve already writ­ten most of the story, so we’ll see.

  2. Reply
    robert 21 July 2012

    I know it doesn’t help find your pack­age, but I read this arti­cle this morn­ing about the Nexus 7 — maybe it helps hold you over a bit (though there’s noth­ing like unbox­ing it your­self) http://www.imore.com/google-nexus-7-unboxing-and-first-impressions-imore

    • Reply
      matthew 22 July 2012

      Thanks Robert. I’ve actu­ally had my hands on the Nexus 7, thanks to a friend. For­tu­nately, UPS finally found a map and a brain and deliv­ered my pack­age. I will pick it up my Nexus 7 tomor­row. Stay tuned!

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