A couple of years ago, I was introduced to the term “bastard lenses” by a pro. He dropped that term after I rattled off a descriptions of  lenses in my lineup. He was right. I had a hodgepodge of lenses acquired when I was buying film camera from people on Craigslist. The are decent lenses, at best, but as I shot more and more it became apparent that I was/am working with some pretty average glass.

Last year, I bought a Nikon 105 f/2.8 micro lens.  Wow! Talk about having your eyes, quite literally, opened to a whole new level of quality. I love this lens. Subsequently, I am on a mission to fill out my lens family with similar glass.  Accordingly, here’s my wish list.

Nikon 12-24mm f/4G IF-ED AF-S DX

Nikon 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8G ED-IF AF-S VR

Nikon 50mm f/1.4G

It wouldn’t be a proper wish list if I didn’t include the full-frame bodies I would love to have in my bag.

Nikon D3X

Nikon D700

I would have listed the D3 instead of the D700, but I would like to have two different-sized full frame bodies. I have the D300, which is pushing the envelop on totability, so the D700 would at least have the relative weight and feel.

I know there’s a big movement to incorporate video capabilities with the DSLR bodies. Honestly, I’m not that interested in shooting video with my DSLR, and am perfectly comfortable using my G10 to capture video. (Of course, I may eat those words at some point in the future, but this is about where I am today.)

So there it is. Know anyone feeling rather benevolent with about $16k?