I am still waiting to receive my Nexus 7, and currently find myself in the midst of a full-on, Groundhog Day– like shipping cluster f*ck by UPS.
I think the real reason that UPS’s corporate color is brown is because they are SHITTY! What can brown do for me? Stop blowing smoke up my ass and find and deliver my fuggin’ package.
I will post the full story once I can find my way out of this nightmare sequence.
UPDATE — FINALLY!

One too many force closes, random restarts, and screen freezes, led me to completely snap on my Droid X tonight.
In one swift and decisive action, I destroyed my Droid X. Well, destroyed is not quite accurate. In spite of a terribly cracked screen, the phone still works. Nevertheless, it’s dead to me. I felt bad for not controlling my [mounting] frustration. That sorrow, however, lasted for about 12 whole seconds, but I’m over it…and the Droid X.



Clearly, I wouldn’t recommend that you smash your smartphone, screen down, into a quartz countertop; but I wouldn’t judge you if you did. I have no idea what I am going to do about replacing my phone. For the time being, I am going to port my number to an old Blackberry that I have in the house.